Abstract, Art, Dreams, Humor, philosophy, photography, Photoshop, Short Story

Choice

Churck front in a surreal setting.It was a sweet feminine voice that insisted I make a choice, either walk through the church doors or burn in the depths of hell.

I thought, “Only two choices? Of the world’s ‘Great Religions’ my two choices are the plain vanilla denomination or hell.” Isn’t that some sort of rhetorical fallacy – only two choices? I’m sure there must be more.

I asked, “Why the simple white clapboard, non-denominational, nondescript church? What about one of the magnificent Gothic cathedrals? Perhaps I could visit a golden domed synagogue, or try an ancient Moorish mosque. Then again, I kind of liked the colorful Japanese Temples with the spinning prayer cylinders.”

She said, “Choose! Either this church where they are waiting for you or roast right here where demons will spend a thousand eternities devouring your soul.”

I said in my most assertive voice, “I much prefer my own church, ‘The Blessed Mother of the Sabbath Morning Sleep-In.’ By the way, you have a lovely voice”

She said, “Choose!”

I said, “How about we go uptown to the bar where they have 19 different craft brews on tap…I’ll buy. We can have a reasonable conversation and work this out in a more congenial setting.”

She said, “Choose!”

At that point, it occurred to me, “This little white church must have a back door.”

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Abstract, Art, Food, Humor, photography, Short Story

Wish

Chicken wishboneThe nameless little chicken was roughly thrust headfirst, upside down, into a silvery funnel.  When her head abruptly poked through the narrow end, she frantically thought, “Was my wish to get to the other side really a good enough reason?” But then, as all physical sensation escaped and her spirit began ascending into a beautiful, very bright light, she wondered with heightened excitement, “Well now, what’s on the other side of that road?”

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Abstract, Art, Humor, Landscape, Nightmares, Poetry, Short Story

Power Lines

 

Power lines set against a vivid blue sky with farm fields in the foreground.

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I’m flying a Piper Cub; the airstrip runs between the uprights.

No matter how steep I climb, no matter how high I fly, the power lines keep me hemmed in, they restrict my course.

Even at the edge of space it seems; they’re always in the frame, obstructing my photo, ruining artistic opportunities.

There’s no room to reverse course. Flying a Piper Cub at the edge of space makes breathing difficult. I begin to fall…panic…awake.

 

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